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Price Squeeze

THIS IS THE ONLY PATH THAT YOU CAN TAKE! YOU MUST TRY TO SAVE YOURSELF!

Yo, person who is veiwing my way awesome web page. I just want to let you know that my way hot girlfriend dumped me, and I can't get over it, and there are alot of references about it on this site. And that that pulsing blue, red and green thing up there says, " Price Squeese", and the S on squeese is a dollar sign and the QUEESE is the blue pulsing thing you see pulsing. Yeah, so quick recap. My way hot girlfriend dumped me and I am not over it yet, and the pulsing thing says "Price Squeese''. So there you have it folks, I am sad and weird. I am a sadweird guy. So know one I know would go out with me if I asked them. And it don't matter what you think, Stefan, I DID NOT STALK PAIGE!!!!!!!!!!!! So tell her that asap! And make it sound like I am dying, but I really am really really really really really really really sad about it.

Jinni beetle

This is my Jinni Beetle, Paige. 

I feel so dead and unwanted right now, and I feel like nobody of the opposite gender will ever like me again. Like, as in love me ever again. Because I'm not what you would call cool.

Also check out the story James Hunt (see navigation bar) A new chapter will usually be released every week, or whenever I feel like doing it. But it is a spy novel that I am writing about because I am into that kind of stuff. So far there is only the first chapter, which is more like a prolouge, but I wanted it to be the first chapter. Any way, he did not have the authorization to coniue the mission.

THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT