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THIS IS THE ONLY PATH THAT YOU CAN TAKE! YOU MUST TRY TO SAVE YOURSELF!
Yo, person who is veiwing my way awesome web page. I just want to let you know that my way hot girlfriend dumped me,
and I can't get over it, and there are alot of references about it on this site. And that that pulsing blue, red and green
thing up there says, " Price Squeese", and the S on squeese is a dollar sign and the QUEESE is the blue pulsing thing you
see pulsing. Yeah, so quick recap. My way hot girlfriend dumped me and I am not over it yet, and the pulsing thing says "Price
Squeese''. So there you have it folks, I am sad and weird. I am a sadweird guy. So know one I know would go out with me if
I asked them. And it don't matter what you think, Stefan, I DID NOT STALK PAIGE!!!!!!!!!!!! So tell her that asap! And make
it sound like I am dying, but I really am really really really really really really really sad about it.
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This is my Jinni Beetle, Paige.
I feel so dead and unwanted right now, and I feel like nobody of the opposite gender will ever like me again. Like, as
in love me ever again. Because I'm not what you would call cool.
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